A LinkedIn profile or government-issued ID (driving licence is fine). I know it's not the fun part - but it keeps me safe. Your data is stored on encrypted cloud storage and deleted after we meet.

No.

No, I'm outcall only - I come to you.

I get tested monthly. You're far safer with a reputable provider than a random Tinder date.

Yes. £50 for dates up to 5 hours, or 30% + travel costs for longer bookings. Non-refundable once confirmed.

Please be punctual, showered, and kind - it sets the tone for a wonderful evening. If you need to cancel, let me know as early as possible; deposits are non-refundable but I'm happy to reschedule when I can. And don't be nervous - most people are, and it always melts away within the first few minutes.

I'll need 6–8 hours of sleep and an hour or two of alone time each day to recharge. Other than that, I'm all yours.

Cash (GBP) only. If we're meeting at your hotel, place an envelope in the bathroom before I arrive. Meeting in public? A greeting card or gift bag works perfectly. Deposits can be paid by card or Wise.