About Me

Tall. Curvy. Sharp-witted. I'm the kind of woman who can hold her own at a Michelin-starred dinner and still make you forget your own name by the end of the night.

I don't do fake. What you see is what you get — and what you get is someone who genuinely enjoys this.

I'm probably gaming — if I showed you my "hours played" on my PlayStation, you'd scream. I love RPGs, fantasy novels, and Scandinavian crime fiction. Community is my comfort show. Cabin in the Woods is a masterpiece and I will die on that hill.

I also have a slight obsession with true crime podcasts, which I realise is a bit ironic given that I spend my evenings heading to hotel rooms to meet strange men from the internet.